February 2012
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i like to pretend i’m smarter than others and point the fact out excessively.
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drjrl replied to your photo: everyone should upload their handwriting, i want…
aw you write with a slant. you should write all your tumblr posts italicized.
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buyonegetonehandjobs replied to your photo: several bad things have already happened today but…
how are you getting younger and younger its disturbing you look 12 in this picture
when you’re old and ugly i’ll still look young and beautiful.
too lazy to exist.
MY LITTLE SISTER IS A FETUS IN A TEST TUBE
SHE’S COOL, WE HANG OUT A LOT x
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my dad calls his transistor radio a ‘tranny’ and he keeps saying to me, “yep i love my new tranny! people will tell you they’re useless now but trannies are perfect for the job!” i don’t have the heart to explain to him why he should stop saying it.
here’s an excerpt from a conversation i had on msn with my friend argyll when i was 13 years old. she was a fan of the band alexisonfire and i hated them so i decided to fuck with her for a bit. i was such a little asshole. i looked up the band members online and shit.
Argyll says: oi Argyll says: you dont even like alexisonfire:P derek says: they are one of my favourite bands out of...
tattooedmansodmg:
gonna get out of bed and shower before it gets dark
my everyday struggle.
okay i deleted those posts she sometimes still browses my blog so yeah.
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why do gif photosets always have that weird contrast filter? what’s the fucking point?
buyonegetonehandjobs:
sublime is like nickelback for people who smoke weed
manwithpenis:
when i was 13 i used to greet people online with ‘heylo’
i used to greet people online with “hello…” at age 13. i was so dark and mysterious, the bitches loved me.
i just puked in my mouth and now i’m savouring the taste.
i’m bored and sad. i think i’m going to watch the x files and punch my face until it contorts enough to look like david duchovny.
firstclasseskimo:
Kids, I Shrunk The Honey is a sci-fi film starring a bee dad and his inability to satisfy his offspring due to a scientific mishap - watch to see the hilarious antics that follow! This post is fucking awful and I’m going to go drink.
is The Hunger Games another lame young adult franchise like Harry Potter and Twilight which is going to have a million movies and i’m going to have people come up to me and say, “you like books, how come you don’t give it a try?” and i’m going to slowly and painfully die?
yoga4dogs:
A lot of you may not know this, but “tumblr” is actually an acronym for “transgenders undergo a major biological life reform.” It’s not a very good acronym, but David Karp is a computer programmer, not a linguist.
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manwithpenis asked: hahha only the spics around here love soccer.
grossier:
Get your politics off my dash this is a ANIME-ONLY zone you fucks.
my next album is just going to be me screaming into a microphone about how much i hate myself. there may also be fart sounds. with sadness comes flatulence.
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life would be much more interesting if i could vomit on command.
my retinas really hurt and i don’t know why.
i’m listening to tracy chapman’s ‘fast car’ and i feel like i’ve just kissed goodbye to 18 years of heterosexuality. i swear it’s only because xiu xiu covered it and i wanted to compare them.
Watchpreview of track with ricky eat acid.
